Confessions of Scott Walkers Pale Blue Shirt

Hello there.

I'm Wisconsin Governor Scott Walkers long sleeved, pale blue shirt. I'm the shirt he puts on when he has to go out and pretend to be just a regular guy - like when he's campaigning or feels the need to look open, hard working, approachable, trustworthy, and even (blush) honest (yes, that's the hardest "sell" of all).

You've seen quite a lot of me in the past with my long sleeves rolled up 3 turns. Even when the heat and humidity is so high that trees are wilting, I'll be there in all my long sleeved pale blueness to give Scott Walker that "man of the people" appearance he needs whenever speaking to the little people and pretending to care about them.

You're going to see a whole lot more of me in the future so I thought we need to get better acquainted.

Here I am

Here I am again

Here I am behind a curtain before speechifying

Here I am in Iowa during his CPAC speech

I've even done ads. Here's one from last year (take note of the tie, too):

I work especially hard doing ads because it takes extra special long-sleeved-pale blueness to distract from all those lies.

Here I was all the way back to 2010 making all that BS look and sound good. I hope you noticed that Scott Walker wore the same tie back then, too, but I'll let the tie tell his own story one day.